Freelance Jobs

Friday, July 31, 2009

Totoo Ba ang Job Ad na Ito?

Kahapon ay nakatanggap ako ng isang alerto mula sa kaibigan ng sangkatauhang naghahanap ng trabaho - si LiNa ng Jobstreet.

Hi na din ke Joey Lina

Ang subject line pa lamang ay nakakapagtaka na. Nguni't naisip ko - kung ang paborito ko ngang dyaryo ay nagkakamali, paano pa kaya si LiNa na isang programa lamang?

Programa lang ako, nagkakamali din!

Pagkaclick ng link ay dinirekta ako rito. Ganun na lamang ang pagtataka ko pagkabasa nito - ito na marahil ang pinaka... kakaibang job ad na aking nakita. Sa pagtataka ay nag-apply ako - gusto kong magturo at gusto ko rin malaman kung ano ba talaga ang deal sa patalastas na ito. Naisip ko rin, maaari ring nagmamadali lamang ang gumawa ng ad na ito. Hindi ba't magandang magbigay ng ikalawang pagkakataon?


O, wag ka na mag-ikatlo! Kulit talaga ng lahi o...

Isa pa, ngayon ko lang nakita ang salitang educatorist. Kaya curious talaga ako.


Buti pa si Google

Laking bigla ko nang matanggap ko agad ang sagot na ito sa aking inbox:
Dear Sir/Madam
We are Travel and Tour Education specalist That embark on teaching childern english and tour guide.We dont have office in your country manila or Philiphines. We are aboard company that need Education teachers urgently for the following countries where our branches are and you will start to work once you arrive there after 1 month tranining.
We are offering oversea employment opportunities in our company:
Europe: Armenia, Azerbaijan, Georgia
North America: Costa Rica, Dominica, Haiti
South America: Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru
ASEAN: Brunei Darussalam, Cambodia, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam
Non-ASEAN: Hong Kong, Macau, Maldives, Mongolia, Nepal, Sri Lanka
Please we dont have must time and we need applicant to be here in any of the choosen country before August 10.After you have read the mail and you accept all the term and condition then we are going to issue an interview date and time on phone or online.
We provide the following for our coming fresh staffs
1.Salary---- $2500--$4000 depend on your ability
2.Apartment for free
3.Insurance for 2 year working contract --$1000
4.Working Visa ---- $1000
5.Allowance weekly---$500
Please we dont provide flight ticket from your home country to here you are going to work. you should handle your flight ticket yourself or You need to send fund to our company Travel agent which issue cheap ticket and we can arrange the ticket for you. then we can know time and where to pick you up with our company car.
Please we dont have so much time to waste we need applicant with passport,2X2 photo and other Document ready and they have the fund for there ticket ready then I can proceed with date and time of interview. If you pass the interview then You can send the fund to our travel agent for your flight ticket .its will be issued along with Insurance,Employment Contract, Letter of your apartment stay contracts.
Please read careful all this term and condition.if accepted then we can proceed to next condition of your employment.
Hope to hear from you.
For more information Please contact

Thanks

Biglang... bigla talaga...

Mga isang oras ko ring inisip kung ako ba'y sasagot o hindi. Sa huli, sumagot din ako.


Hindi rin natiis

Hanggang ngayon ay hindi pa ako sinasagot ni Binibining Joyce. Pinadala ko muli ang email ko kasama ang mga salitang ito:

Hello again.


It seemed you have not received my first message, so I am sending them to you once again.

Please reply soon.

Sa inyong palagay - totoo ba ang patalastas na ito?

Pahabol na tanong - nakakabastos ba ang sagot ko?

4 comments:

  1. ano daw ang hinahanap???...cge na apply na kayo..they don't have MUST time daw :D

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  2. Eric: Basta ata tao. XD Eto, pumipila na ko... I MUST e. XD

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